Hannah

75% Crisscolfer, Klaine and Glee, 15% Doctor Who, HP Avengers and other fandom stuff, 10% ALVH (Dominic Cooper and Ben Walker are quickly taking over my life). Just your average antisocial, insane, and obsessive tumblr user with far below average looks :p
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tawnyshine:

cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan

YAHOOLIGAN

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  • british: american people are so annoying
  • chinese: american people are so annoying
  • mexicans: american people are so annoying
  • french: american people are so annoying
  • americans: we are so annoying
  • canadians: I fucking love maple syrup
  • australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA

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rachael-likes-pie:

my dad forgot Martin Freeman’s name so he sad Bilbo Watson

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  • Seth Meyers: So what do you think about the Westboro Church protesting military funerals?
  • The Devil (Sudeikis): Well, I hate it. No way, man. Those people are awful.
  • Seth: So wait, The Devil doesn’t support the Westboro Baptist Church. That surprises me because what they are doing is pure evil.
  • The Devil: Exactly. And I love evil. I mean, I am the physical incarnation of pure evil. But come on, what they are doing is heinous . . . Y’know, they hold up these signs that say “God hates gay people.” Ugggh. What? At a military funeral? First of all, God doesn’t hate gay people — God doesn’t hate anyone, that’s his whole thing. God doesn’t even hate me! I mean, he’s disappointed in me, you know, but he doesn’t hate me. If anything, I hate gay people. I spend years and years working to destroy urban neighborhoods through drugs, violence, and poverty, and then these gays swoop in and they clean everything up. Suddenly, there’s cupcake shops and candle stores everywhere! And they’re so nice too! I tell ya, I hate ‘em, but I can’t stay mad at them.
  • Seth: So if you don’t mind me asking, since these protestors are so awful, can I assume they’re going to hell?
  • The Devil: Oh, you know it, buddy. Woo! You know it. And I cannot wait. I know exactly what I’m going do to. I’ve been planning this for, like, 3 years, okay? I’m gonna dress up like God with the long beard and white robe and the Enya CD playing in the background. The whole 9, okay? And then when they show up, I’m gonna go, “Ohhh, thank you guys so much for all your funeral protesting. You guys soooo get me.” And then, just when they start hugging and high-fiving each other, BOOM! I rip off the costume and say, “You just got damned!”
  • Seth: So what’s next for The Devil?
  • The Devil: Oh, well, you know, it’s a big Saturday night in New York City. So uhh, let’s see, I got a married secretary … who’s about to NOT go home with a bartender, so I gotta put a patch on that …
  • Me: #that awkward moment when SNL's theology wins

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that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

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Tagged: #i do either

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saywhat-hetalia: sclez: gathouria: TOILET, WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME TOILET TOILET!? GODDAMNIT TOILET LISTEN WHEN I’M SPEAKING TO YOU. IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYWAY. YOU ARE ALWAYS SO FULL OF SHIT.

saywhat-hetalia:

sclez:

gathouria:

TOILET, WHY WON’T YOU ANSWER ME

TOILET

TOILET!?

GODDAMNIT TOILET LISTEN WHEN I’M SPEAKING TO YOU.

IT DOESN’T MATTER ANYWAY. YOU ARE ALWAYS SO FULL OF SHIT.

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crissfuckinchris:

 

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jakeenglishsleghair: 5-nin-de-arashi: abyarashi: treasurewisesilliness: princesstamii: s-nn-mero: Japan > Everywhere else OMG! *m* This is Japan in a nutshell.  Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual.  This, this is the beauty of the country.  I’ve had little grandmothers chase me down because I dropped my shinkansen tickets.  In amusement parks, the attendants do their upmost to get lost items (usually cardigans or kids’ shoes) back to the owners—before the owners even realize they’d lost said item(s). I’ve had complete strangers not only give my thorough directions but have offered to drive me to the place I needed to go. It is so, so, so hard to go back to the States after you get the J-treatment. I mean, Japan has its downside (“What is this madness you call pizza???”), but the general attitudes of everyone—even the so-called hardcore yankees (two of whom who, on a blazing summer day, helped me find one of my schools when I was heinously lost in the labyrinth that is the neighborhood in which said school is located)—is the epitome of the mindset that I wish everyone would adopt. Because yelling at people gets you nowhere. And being able to empathize with people kinda helps make this country a really nice place to live in. Reblogging again for THIS ↑↑↑↑ THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST I’VE SEEN ON TUMBLR after all of my many visits to Japan, after reading this post I finally realize that kind of stuff. I mostly realize the hospitable customs japan is known for a lot at airports or train stations for example. even at a little hotel gift shop I went to when we had to divert because of the natural disasters in 2011. when my mom went to purchase the items, the woman at the cashier was openly trying to start a conversation with her and myself. unlike some situations here in North America where you go to the cashier, pay for your stuff, and leave. I can really see and tell a difference but to be honest, it can be hard to express in some ways.

jakeenglishsleghair:

5-nin-de-arashi:

abyarashi:

treasurewisesilliness:

princesstamii:

s-nn-mero:

Japan > Everywhere else

OMG! *m*

This is Japan in a nutshell.  Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual.  This, this is the beauty of the country.  I’ve had little grandmothers chase me down because I dropped my shinkansen tickets.  In amusement parks, the attendants do their upmost to get lost items (usually cardigans or kids’ shoes) back to the owners—before the owners even realize they’d lost said item(s). I’ve had complete strangers not only give my thorough directions but have offered to drive me to the place I needed to go.

It is so, so, so hard to go back to the States after you get the J-treatment. I mean, Japan has its downside (“What is this madness you call pizza???”), but the general attitudes of everyone—even the so-called hardcore yankees (two of whom who, on a blazing summer day, helped me find one of my schools when I was heinously lost in the labyrinth that is the neighborhood in which said school is located)—is the epitome of the mindset that I wish everyone would adopt. Because yelling at people gets you nowhere. And being able to empathize with people kinda helps make this country a really nice place to live in.

Reblogging again for THIS ↑↑↑↑

THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST I’VE SEEN ON TUMBLR

after all of my many visits to Japan, after reading this post I finally realize that kind of stuff. I mostly realize the hospitable customs japan is known for a lot at airports or train stations for example. even at a little hotel gift shop I went to when we had to divert because of the natural disasters in 2011. when my mom went to purchase the items, the woman at the cashier was openly trying to start a conversation with her and myself. unlike some situations here in North America where you go to the cashier, pay for your stuff, and leave. I can really see and tell a difference but to be honest, it can be hard to express in some ways.

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What I think when kids in my class read

  • That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
  • That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
  • Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
  • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
  • Can I sleep?
  • If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
  • You can’t pronounce THAT word?
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
  • My skin’s crawling
  • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
  • You skipped a line
  • LOL what was that?
  • I don’t even. 

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